[Booker T is in the ring, microphone in hand]Booker T: "Yeah, that's right. Everybody know who I am: It's me, Booker T. Five time, five time, five time, five time, five time, five time WCW champ! And you know, last week I won the twenty man over-the-top-rope Battle Royal. But I didn't get no trip to Disneyland... I got a trip straight to WrestleMania!
[The crowd cheers in support of Booker T] Now can you dig that, suckaaaaaaaaa?"
[Suddenly Triple H, who will defend his World Heavyweight Championship against Booker at WrestleMania XIX, appears with his theme song blasting out through the arena. Accompanied by Ric Flair, Triple H makes his way down the ramp and enters the ring, holding a microphone of his own.]Triple H: "Booker, I-I-I... I think you're a little bit confused about your role in life here. I think you're a little bit confused. You see, Booker - you're gonna get to go to WrestleMania... But... Y'see the fact is, Booker... Somebody like YOU... Doesn't get to be a world champion.
[The crowd boos] You see, people like you don't deserve it. That's reserved for people like me. See, Book, that's where the confusion is, your confusion is-see, you... You're not here to be a competitor; you're here to be an entertainer. That's what you do - you entertain people. Hell, you entertain me all the time. Go ahead, Book! Why don't you entertain? G'ahead; do a little dance for me, Book. G'ahead... Give me one of those Spinaroonies. C'mon Book, dance! Entertain me, that's your job! Don't be embarrassed! C'mon, Book: That's what you do - you're here to make people like me laugh!
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