"Buddy, I've been yeeting since 2017"

Logan Paul: [walks down from entrance ramp toward the ring] "OK, that was fun and all, but let's get real. Look, I came to Kansas City to make some draft picks, maybe hang out with Patrick Mahomes, but look I got here and what happened? Now Jey Uso is running his mouth because I did what? I pointed out the truth. Hey, here's the truth. [steps up to a fan who was booing him] Here's the truth, stupid! Damian Priest will beat Jey Uso, and I'll tell you why. Because Jey made a mistake leaving The Bloodline. Because Jey Uso is incapable of becoming a champion on his own, something I've became a master at. [lifts his U.S. Title. Then enters the ring] So, look, Kansas City: let me give you a play by play of what's going to happen at Backlash this Saturday. This--"

[Jey Uso's entrance music starts and Jey enters, walking down the crowd while dancing to his music. He enters the ring.]

Jey Uso: "Logan Paul got predictions for Backlash! But Kansas City, I want to hear what you got to say. [crowd chants 'Yeet!'] Y'all think Jey Uso can beat Damian Priest? [crowd chants 'Yeet!'] Y'all think Jey Uso can be the World Heavyweight Champ? [crowd chants 'Yeet!'] Y'all think Jey Uso should knock the yeet out of Logan Paul for running his damn mouth?" [crowd chants 'Yeet!']

Logan Paul: "What-- what is this, Jey? You think you can 'out yeet' me? Hey, for all of my 'Logangsters' [see Note 1] out there, buddy, I've been yeeting since 2017! YA YEET! Little Brother Jey trying to roast me? [see Note 2] You ain't good when you're alone, Jey. [JD McDonagh and Finn Balor from Judgment Day enter and start walking toward the ring.] That's why you got kicked out of The Bloodline. Because the difference between you and I, me and my bloodline, we tight. [McDonagh and Balor enter the ring, leaving Jey between them and Logan.] Well, well, well. Jey Uso, alone again. Couldn't fend for himself then. Can't fend for himself now. A little bit behind with both those brain cells you still have left in your head. Hey, Jey's vocabulary consists of two words: Yeet and Uce. Shut up, stupid."

Jey Uso: "YEET!" [Hey starts beating up both McDonagh and Balor, but they eventually overpower him and start beating him down]

Logan Paul: "Well, well, well! Hey! Hey! OK! [exits the ring as McDonagh and Balor continue to beat Jey] Kansas City, I got a little something you might like." [walks over to Patrick Mahomes, who hands him his three Super Bowl rings.]

[Logan puts them on and reenters the rings. JD McDonagh holds Jey so Logan Paul can punch him with the rings, using them like brass knuckles. Logan goes to punch, but Jey moves out of the way and JD gets punched instead, knocking him down. Jey starts laughing, but Balor and Logan assault him and Logan hits him with the rings. Then, Braun Strowman's entrance music plays and he runs down to the ring. Logan exits the ring as Strowman chokeslams Balor. Strowman exits the ring and chases Logan, who flees through the crowd.]

Braun Strowman: "That's right, you better run! You got a little bit of a brain in that tiny peahead of yours!" [Braun walks back toward the ring, pausing to face off briefly against Patrick Mahomes. The two exchange words, but Jey Uso comes and separates them, and Strowman and Jey exchange some pleasantries with Mahomes before stepping away. Strowman and Jey enter the ring and raise their arms toward the crowd, then leave.]

- Credit: Thanks to inmate colinmcev for this transcription.

- Note 1: Before his tenure in professional wrestling and boxing, Logan Paul made his prominence on the now-defunct Vine and YouTube, nicknaming his followers, as the 'Logang'.

- Note 2: Another reference to Paul's tenure as a YouTube vlogger, using a line from his worked-feud with brother Jake Paul in his diss track "The Fall of Jake Paul".